Piggy Corn Holders
When you live in Pigtown, anything piggy becomes a ridiculous consumer obsession. You start noticing porcine products everywhere and suddenly you realize that you have to exercise a little self control. Because when you start buying piggy stuff for yourself, piggy stuff comes to you in the form of gifts– and you only have so much space in a rowhouse.
My personal philosophy is to not seek the pigs, but let the pigs come to you. So when I noticed piggy corn holders while shopping for bathroom storage, I couldn’t help myself. I had to get them. 
Oh, piggies! You will make my corn taste so much better!
